jam...or marmalade?

so I was spending my late night/early morning on facebook. like usual...and I came across this joke. tell me what you think...
whats the difference between jam and marmalade?


you can't marmalade your cock up a birds ass!

why, hello there

First blog post!...well. obviously.
I just wanted to create a place to share a little bit more about myself...no idea what this is going to turn into. Probably a mix of my life, fashion, passions, and...narwhals? Yep, sounds about right. Enjoy :)